Pelosi declared a saint by the Catholic church
Posted on | September 19, 2013 | 14 Comments
From: Angel Shekerdjian
Date: Wed, Sep 18, 2013 at 9:28 AM
Subject: FW: Subject: Pelosi Declared Saint by Catholic Church.
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Pelosi Declared Saint by Catholic Church.
Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington , D.C, an aide to Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
The Cardinal replied, “No. I don’t really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi’s views.
Pelosi’s aide then said, “Look, I’ll write a check here and now for a donation of $10,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint.”
The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well, the church can use the money, so I’ll work your request intotomorrow’s sermon.”
As Pelosi’s aide promised, Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Pelosi was present.
The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, “While Congresswoman Pelosi’s presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues.
Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both In Washington and in California. The woman is simply not to be trusted.”
The Cardinal concluded, “But, when compared with President Obama, Pelosi is a saint.”
Makes ya proud, doesn’t it!
In God We Trust
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September 19th, 2013 @ 3:33 pm
Are Cuomo and she even allowed to receive the Eucharist at the altar?
Given their disregard for life in the womb, laypeople are perplexed!
September 19th, 2013 @ 4:26 pm
Devil worshiping owl kissing freak came to mind.
September 19th, 2013 @ 6:40 pm
Is it true story?
September 19th, 2013 @ 7:09 pm
no, I am sure it is a joke
September 19th, 2013 @ 8:01 pm
Yeah…I think I’ve heard this one before!
September 20th, 2013 @ 6:13 am
The persecution of the Church goes on. Who voted for Pelosi? And whose money is she spending. Who gave her the money to spend on the corruption? The same ones playing this joke. God will have the last word.
September 20th, 2013 @ 6:39 am
Someone should throw a bag of feces at her. Not! It would improve her looks.
September 20th, 2013 @ 6:47 am
It’s not only an old joke, it’s a tired one.
September 20th, 2013 @ 7:15 am
A Saint Indeed !?!? Surely we are not speaking of the same Nancy Pelosi that submitted two different “Certiificates of Nominations” for Barack Obama in 2008.One to Hawaii with the claim
that Obama was certified under Our Constitution to be eligible and the other 49 which were sent to other Secretaries of States that somehow made no such claim.Very clever,that woman,and yes,myself and thousands of others still have these forgeries floating around on our HDs.
September 20th, 2013 @ 7:06 pm
You may want to read the recent interview with Pope Francis. He is softening the Curch’s stance on gays and abortion.
September 20th, 2013 @ 7:06 pm
You may want to read the recent interview with Pope Francis. He is softening the Curch’s stance on gays and abortion.
September 20th, 2013 @ 7:06 pm
You may want to read the recent interview with Pope Francis. He is softening the Curch’s stance on gays and abortion.
September 20th, 2013 @ 7:06 pm
You may want to read the recent interview with Pope Francis. He is softening the Curch’s stance on gays and abortion.
September 21st, 2013 @ 2:54 pm
Angel, you are an Angel. That story is a
true howler. We know that Nancy was the
daughter of an East Coast gambler and hoodlum
Mafia don, who also became Mayor of Baltimore,
Maryland. We love Nancy, but we hate her too.
She will always be Nancy d’Alessandro, Italian
princess for the mob. Sorry, all. IMO.