Obama Promises Syria Strike Will Have No Objective
Posted on | August 30, 2013 | No Comments
Obama Promises Syria Strike Will Have No Objective

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Attempting to quell criticism of his proposal for a limited military mission in Syria, President Obama floated a more modest strategy today, saying that any U.S. action in Syria would have “no objective whatsoever.”
“Let me be clear,” he said in an interview on CNN. “Our goal will not be to effect régime change, or alter the balance of power in Syria, or bring the civil war there to an end. We will simply do something random there for one or two days and then leave.”…Continue Reading >>
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