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Posted on | April 20, 2010 | No Comments

 
George Bush, Queen
>Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they
>spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them
>it is for calling back to Earth.
>
>Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he
>is finished the devil
>informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him
>a check.
>
>Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When
>she is finished the devil
>informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a
>check.
>
>Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil
>informs him that the cost is $5.00.
>
>When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the
>USA so cheaply.
>
> The devil smiles and replies: “Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so
>it’s a local call.
—
Kim

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