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From late Night Comedians

Posted on | April 18, 2010 | 1 Comment

 

Mo l o n l a b e Jok e Lis t a t  

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So, the liberals are asking us to give Obama some time.
Well, we agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

— Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.  
— Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald ‘s’ new “Obama Value Meal”?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.  
— Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.  
— Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
A penitentiary is for housing prisoners.  
— David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !   
— Jimmy Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.  
— Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.  
— David Letterman

 

Category: Humor

Comments

One Response to “From late Night Comedians”

  1. Lady Patriot
    April 19th, 2010 @ 4:00 am

    lmbo–thnx for the laughs 🙂

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