From reader Arnie Rosner

Posted on | October 4, 2009 | 3 Comments

Thank you Orly.  

Thank you for being the dedicated stand up person you are.

I can not possibly sufficiently express my appreciation and admiration for your level of patriotism; your level of dedication and your level of perseverance!  You represent the true spirit of America Obama is attempting to destroy.

I am betting on you to prevail.  Certainly you represent all that is good in America and certainly your goodness will triumph over the evil of Obama, the Nefarious.

A little levity may be in order at this point before Monday’s important court session.  Good luck in that effort!

Arnie

Adapted from the work of artist: Burl ives

A Parody on: The King’s new clothes
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This is the story of Obama’s new clothes:

Now there was once a president who was absolutely convinced he was the “One”.   One day, two members of the Trilateral Commission came to sell him on an idea they described as a magic suit of clothes. Now, they held up this particular garment and they said, “Your Oneness, this is a magic suit.” Well, the truth of the matter is, there was no suit there at all. But the members of the Alinski Group were very smart, and they said, “Your Oneness, to a wise man this is a beautiful raiment but to a fool it is absolutely invisible.” Naturally, the president not wanting to appear a fool, said:

“Isn’t it grand! Isn’t it fine! Look at the cut, the style, the line!
The suit of clothes is all together
But all together it’s all together
The most remarkable suit of clothes that I have ever seen.
These eyes of mine at once determined
The sleeves are velvet, the cape is ermine
The hose are blue and the doublet is a lovely shade of green.
Somebody send for Michelle.”

Well they sent for Michelle and they quickly explained to her about the magic suit of clothes. And naturally, Michelle not wanting to appear a fool, blew smoke up his rear and said:

“Well, isn’t it oh! Isn’t it rich! Look at the charm of every stitch!
The suit of clothes is all together
But all together it’s all together
The most remarkable suit of clothes that I have ever seen.
These eyes of mine at once determined
The sleeves are velvet, the cape is ermine
The hose are blue and the doublet is a lovely shade of green.
Summon the party to convene.”

Well the party convened, and you never saw in your life as many people as were at that convention center. All the left wing communists, the Pelosi’s, the Reid’s and the party jesters like the Emanuel’s and the Holder’s.  it was just black with people, and they were all told about the magic suit of clothes. And after they were told they naturally didn’t want to appear fools and they said:

“Isn’t it ohhh! Isn’t it ahhh! Isn’t it absolutely wheee! (whistle sound)
The suit of clothes is all together
But all together it’s all together
The most remarkable suit of clothes a tailor ever made.
Now quickly, put it all together
With gloves of leather and hat and feather
It’s all together the thing to wear in Saturday’s parade.
Leading the DCCC.”

Now Saturday came and the streets were just lined with thousands, and thousands, and thousands of people, and they all were cheering as the Acorn stooges came by, the Obama children’s corps  marched by, the Obama Astroturfing Squad galloped by (which was consistent with their role (they had no horses but they thought they did). And everybody was cheering like mad, except one little boy. You see, he hadn’t heard about the magic suit and didn’t know what he was supposed to see. Well, as the president came by the little boy looked and, horrified, said:

“Look at the president! Look at the the president! Look at the president, the president, the One!
The One is in the all together
But all together the all together
He’s all together as naked as the day that he was born.
The One is in the all together
But all together the all together
It’s all together the very least the president has ever worn.”

All the the International Olympic Committee positioned to call an intermission. The One is wide open to ridicule and scorn.

The president is in the all together
But all together the all together
He’s all together as naked as the day that he was born.
And it’s all together too chilly a morn!

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